Hana Hou!
First of all, let me tell you the Kauai Helicopter Tour was awesome. Spectacular. The colors so vivid, the rush of rising above this beautiful paradise was exciting and soothing all at once.
I felt like TC in Magnum P.I.
We’re off to Maui today and eventually the Valley Tour
Tomorrow, some of the folks are heading for a day of golf, which naturally prompted us to create our own golf book with the following chapters;
Chapter 1
– How to properly line up your Fourth putt.
Chapter 2
– How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
Chapter 4
– How to get more distance off the Shank.
Chapter 6
– Using your shadow on the Greens to confuse your opponent.
Chapter 8
– Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m.
Chapter 10
– How to rationalize the 6 hour round.
Chapter 11
– How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
Chapter 14
– How to relax when you are hitting three off the Tee.
Chapter 15
– When to suggest major swing corrections to your partner
Chapter 17
– When to regrip your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 18
– Effective use of the Foot Wedge.
Chapter 19
– Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50 Beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.
Aloha Aku No, Aloha Mai No
I’m Fred Wallace